I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if...
I AM TOO MAGICAL TO BE RIDDEN.
My sister drunk dialed me.
We talked about how gay my brother is and how much it sucks to be a woman the whole time. Good times. XD
DEAR OMTHER OF GOD AH